[simpleton]

Buenos dias

November 3, 1997
New ones Monday through Friday


Day of the Dead: Minor Versions

November 12: Day of the Lazy

[ooo,  I'm so busy]

September 24, Day of the Cranky Babies

[shut that little bastard up]

March 12: Day of the Sentimental Drunks

[I've always considered 
you a pal!

July 29: Day of the Taciturn Cab Drivers

[how 
bout a chat, cabby?]

January 13: Day of the Wimpy ESL Teachers

[share your feelings with the class?]

Propose your own
day of death


Note:"Xeno's Paradise Part 3: Eurotrashed" has been postponed while our correspondants complete a fact-finding mission on the continent. In the meantime, stay home, be wary of foreign lands and thank God you live in the United States of America.






Previously in simpleton:


Friday: A simpleton Halloween: Exposing the monstrousness of the daily comics
Thursday: Laffen SS: A blitzkrieg of comedy
Wednesday: Reader Mail: Volume 4
Tuesday: Stock Swindle: The stock footage industry and its discontents.
Monday: The Extra Hour: How to celebrate standard time
Friday: The Year 1000 problem: Preparing for Domesday


A century of simpletons in the simpleton archive.


Tomorrow:

King's Ransom:
Why it's good to be the king ... of horror!