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November 10, 1997
New ones Monday through Friday


Special Issues

We have exciting news for the advertising community! simpleton has just completed planning for its upcoming special issues!! These issues will offer user-friendly analysis of topics interesting to your customers. See below for a complete listing. All advertisers who wish to purchase ad space in one or more of these issues are advised to act fast: This ad space is going fast, so guarantee your spot!!!

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Previously in simpleton:


Friday: William Saltpeter: On Language
Thursday: Ushered Out: Study suggests yuppies still assholes
Wednesday: Reader mail: Volume 5
Tuesday: King's Ransom: Why it's good to be the King ... of Horror!
Monday: Day of the Dead: Minor versions
Friday: A simpleton Halloween: Exposing the monstrousness of the daily comics


A century of simpletons in the simpleton archive.


Tomorrow:

We've Gotta Have It:
Group sex and plenty of booze!


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