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November 10, 1997
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Special Issues

We have exciting news for the advertising community! simpleton has just completed planning for its upcoming special issues!! These issues will offer user-friendly analysis of topics interesting to your customers. See below for a complete listing. All advertisers who wish to purchase ad space in one or more of these issues are advised to act fast: This ad space is going fast, so guarantee your spot!!!

Jacquie Driscolle
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Friday: William Saltpeter: On Language
Thursday: Ushered Out: Study suggests yuppies still assholes
Wednesday: Reader mail: Volume 5
Tuesday: King's Ransom: Why it's good to be the King ... of Horror!
Monday: Day of the Dead: Minor versions
Friday: A simpleton Halloween: Exposing the monstrousness of the daily comics

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