MSG-free pu pu platters Your decision: Against The universal field theory Your decision: Against Cluttered gun belts that make cops look even fatter Your decision: For Aging Your decision: Against Sweaters for dogs Your decision: Undecided Nude housecleaning Your decision: For Hi-fidelity sound reproduction on 8-track cassette Your decision: For One exit poll participant, who gave her occupation as "elder statesperson," favored a special category of "cluttered gunbelts for dogs," while a "portly eminence grise" supported nude housecleaning, "but only if it's a really hot chick, heh!"

Cloning Your decision: For Operations that make retards super-intelligent Your decision: Undecided Jokes about how wealthy Bill Gates is Your decision: Against Jokes about deaths of celebrities Your decision: For Democracy Your decision: For Totalitarianism Your decision: Undecided "Democracy is a great theory on paper," said one exit poll participant, an environmental attorney, "but in reality we need a godlike central figure who will undo the scheming of the freemasons and the trilateral commission." Another participant, a tenured professor, expressed hope that totalitarianism may be within reach, "now that they have all those clones of The Leader in 50 different countries." Interestingly, most participants initially supported an intelligence-boosting operation, but became progressively less eqipped to make a decision as the effects of the surgery wore off.

Indecisiveness Your decision: Undecided Nuclear power plants in your backyard Your decision: Against Moments of intense euphoria followed by periods of depression Your decision: Undecided A law requiring Austrians to wear lederhosen and alpine caps at all times Your decision: For More advertisements with the Mount Rushmore Presidents wearing baseball caps and sunglasses Your decision: For Voters were strongly in favor of both Lederhosen for Austrians and baseball caps for the founding fathers. Said one participant, a game room attendant, "the cool thing is that you think of all those founding father guys as really dignified and anal, and then when you see Ben Franklin or somebody wearing shades you're like, Wow, Ben's cool!" Euphoria/depression proved a tougher call. "It depends on my mood" said a paralegal.