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Hooray for Hollywood, Part II

December 1, 1997
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Sequels


[hamlet returns]

Or Not to Be: Hamlet Returns

Kenneth Branagh reprises his role as the brooding young guy stuck with the mother of all dysfunctional families. The emphasis will be on action this time, says the actor/director, with the young prince finally taking arms against a legion of baddies - including a tougher-than-ever Fortinbras.

Kate Winslet's out as Ophelia, and Cameron Diaz promises to play Hamlet's wilting flower as an independent, post-feminist and germ-free heroine for the nineties. Hamlet's death at the end of the first picture will be explained as a wacky mixup involving a dose of knockout poison that, as in last year's Romeo and Juliet, only caused a deep sleep. "Just because it's a classic doesn't mean you can't have fun with it," says producer Joel Silver. "The Bard, crowd-pleaser that he was, would have loved it!"

Advance buzz: Good prestige element, and some legs left in the Shakespeare fad.


[kane, citizen]

Kane, Citizen

Tinseltown's most famous news mogul returns as a crusading newsman on the trail of a corrupt politician. Kane's still rich, but this time he has more than money at stake.

"We found that while audiences in the first movie responded to the younger, more idealistic Charles Foster Kane, they were put off by the later scenes, involving the cynical, corrupt Kane," says director Michael Crichton. "By returning the character to his roots, we're really just getting back to basics. There's also a lot more to play with now in terms of interactivity and new media, which I've always believed the first movie would have dealt with if it could have."

Advance buzz: Star Robert Sean Leonard put on 40 pounds for his role.


[a very ghandi sequel]

A Very Ghandi Sequel!

Wackiness ensues when the beloved prophet of peaceful resistance gets plopped down in present day Beverly Hills. Ben Kingsley's back in the role that won him an Oscar, but this time he promises to play it strictly for laughs. Brandy and Melissa Joan Hart (TV's Sabrina the Teenage Witch) are a pair of Vals who think "Mahatma" is a new flavor from Fruitopia, but befriend the newcomer and learn something about non-violence and making a difference.

Advance buzz: A fresh, fun approach to what could have been dry historical material.


[the red balloon ii]

The Red Balloon II

The long-awaited continuation of a magical family classic. For more than four decades, kids of all ages have thrilled to the final shot of tiny Pascal Lamorisse soaring over Paris, but secretly wondered "What happens after that breathtaking balloon ride ends?"

Until now. In this fun-packed next episode, the young boy and his lighter-than-air companions are out for a flight over Seattle (we've moved the action to the grunge capital to ensure a broader international appeal), when they stumble on a criminal plot involving a virtual reality headset that gives kids more than they bargained for!

Damon Wayans, a proven kid-flick commodity after Major Payne, joins the cast as a tough-but-loveable cop who grudgingly joins forces with the balloon boy to catch the crooks. The no-dialogue style that slowed down the pace of the original has been replaced with a script full of laugh-out-loud kid wisecracks that Joel Siegel (ABC-TV) says "will have you roaring right alongside the kids!"

Advance Buzz: Boomer nostalgia, boffo tot attraction and X-er snob appeal from the European connection make this a three-generation winner. Strong opener.


[dr strangelove: still loving the bomb after all these years]

Dr Strangelove: Still Loving the Bomb After All These Years!

The whole gang is back in the War Room, but this time they have an important story to tell. "We realized the topic of nuclear war wasn't suited to the sort of comic treatment that was done in the first movie," says director Peter Hyams. "We're looking for a more serious, Day After-type film.

Jodie Foster is set to play three different parts, including a tougher, more responsible President than Peter Sellers' original.

Advance buzz: Important message gives this issue movie possible Oscar legs.


[native sons]

Native Sons

Bigger Thomas returns, but this time the celebrated African American rebel is leading a posse of angry young black men on a crusade to clean up the streets and stamp out hate crimes. "We're confronting issues white America might not be comfortable dealing with," says director/star Mario Van Peebles. "But we're doing it in a way all audiences will find entertaining."

Steve Buscemi plays a former skinhead whose conscience drives him to help out the vigilantes in their quest for justice.

Advance buzz: Richard Wright is this year's Jane Austen.


[doctor no...WITH A BULLET!]

Doctor No ... With a Bullet!

The highly popular "James Bond" action hero returns in a surprising sequel. While the ending of the first film - in which the hero found love and vanquished the bad guys - didn't seem to leave room for a sequel, producer Albert Broccoli decided to listen to audiences and bring Bond back for another adventure. "But this one will be the last," he laughs.

"We've added some interesting dimensions to the Bond character," says star Sean Connery. "It really wouldn't make sense to keep playing Bond unless he could grow. I wouldn't find that interesting, and I don't think audiences would either."

Advance buzz: Guaranteed date movie appeal - Women enjoy seeing minorities humiliated, while men enjoy seeing them killed. Bond does both.

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