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Verse travesty

December 29, 1997
New Ones Monday through Friday

A Poem

To do Ted Hughes proud


Some Advice for Sylvia Plath

Get your head out of that oven
and cook us up another poem.

By David Pellicane


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Some other samples of simpleton poetry



October 2, 1997: Ignominious Toaster:
Automatic poetry from uninspired webmasters.

December 19, 1997: Emily Dickinson
appears on the Howard Stern show


Previously in simpleton:



Friday: Ghost Writing from the Calzone bookshelf
Tuesday: The Worst of simpleton
Monday: Christmas activities you can't do anymore
Friday: The Howard Stern Show: with guest Emily Dickinson
Thursday: 1997 The year in review
Wednesday: Reader mail Volume 11
Tuesday: Is that in your pocket a Babel Tower?
Monday: News you can Lose: Random acts of context


A century of simpletons in the simpleton archive.


Tomorrow:

More Working Vacation