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December 31, 1997
New Ones Monday through Friday

A Joke

...that you may not have heard before


This is a joke that I have never seen before on the web, nor recieved through email, nor seen posted on any tasteless joke newsgroup. You may be an eyewitness to history - the discovery of the last independent joke on the planet. And it's actually pretty funny.


I went to the doctor.

He told me he needed a sperm sample, a urine sample, a feces sample and a blood sample.

So I left him my underwear.


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Previously in simpleton:



Tuesday: 1997 year-end clearance
Monday: A Poem in honor of a poet
Friday: Ghost Writing from the Calzone bookshelf
Tuesday: The Worst of simpleton
Monday: Christmas activities you can't do anymore
Friday: The Howard Stern Show: with guest Emily Dickinson


A century of simpletons in the simpleton archive.


Tomorrow:

Down with New Years!