This is a joke that I have never seen before on the web, nor recieved through
email, nor seen posted on any tasteless joke newsgroup. You may be an eyewitness to
history - the discovery of the last independent joke on the planet. And it's actually
pretty funny.
I went to the doctor.
He told me he needed a sperm sample, a urine sample, a feces sample and a blood sample.
So I left him my underwear.