Earth's finest
January 20, 1998
New ones Monday through Friday
Men In Black, Aliens In White
By Josh Ozersky
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"Hello, Hello....is there anybody out there?" begins a song on
Pink Floyd's The Wall, the final word on alienation for 80s youth - but not,
to my knowledge, one of the sounds the
National Aeronautics and Space Administration chose to represent
our species in their interstellar broadcasts. Perhaps it was hard for
NASA to imagine
advanced organisms responding to the
atmospheric double album's guitar-seared angst, they being
presumably in a position to know.
Who can say? Unless you swallow the
multiple absurdities
in the Air
Force's official Roswell story, you're free to believe NASA has real
knowledge of aliens,
while the rest of America is going on hearsay and hopeless longing.
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We're coming off a banner year in extraterrestrial lore.
Men in Black carried the summer, while the Mars probe rolled
to its premature end on the surface of the red planet (that none of
Sojourner's findings seemed to support 1996's Martian life hubbub was
largely ignored). The fiftieth anniversary of
the Roswell visitation was celebrated, and in the Gumpish
Contact, Jodie Foster's line "You downloaded my memories"
stood out as the year's most unfortunate phrase. And the trend
seems nowhere near its end. Last week, a Croatian farmer named
Jako Vrancic talked turkey with four ETs who landed in his field.
Unsurprisingly, Vrancic
described
his guests as "quite short" and
with "the frame of a child."
It's always easy to regret that these short, childlike and inscrutable
beings seem to prefer the company of farmers to that of Nobelists,
given what they might tell us about world peace,
antimatter, and so on. But then, it's more likely that we like them for
what they
don't know.
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Space aliens are the great innocents, the blank slates upon which secular
Americans project the negative of worldly corruption. Just look at
them - their tiny bodies and huge heads attesting
to their great intelligence and disembodied, passionless nature. They have
enormous eyes and no mouths to speak of,
suggesting that they are born observers with little to offer in terms of
advice or command - unlike the dark-suited authority figures who are their
opposites. The aliens also never wear clothes. They tend to be described
as either gray or off-white - an elegant brushstroke, given the ambivalence
we feel toward them. (Are they out to help us? Or do they see us a
experimental animals, fit only for brainwashing and rectal probes?)
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These questions have been with us for years now. The genius of the X-Files'
enduring popularity may lie in its very lack of originality, in the way it's
predicated on wide audiences' being familiar with the idea of sinister
bureaucrats coming between us and our cosmic neighbors. This myth has
already coalesced into cliche, summed up neatly by Charles Portis in his 1990
book Gringos
- "there were government agents to fear, so efficient in their neat
business suits and gray Plymouths. They would spirit the [alien] body away
to a hangar at some remote air base and then deny all knowledge of it with
their fixed smiles."
So these organization men, with their walkie-talkies and conspiratorial
ways, are the counterpoint to the open, cosmic knowledge represented by the
aliens. Forty years ago, Americans might have counted on "G-men" to protect
us from the depredations of bug-headed space aliens.
Before the 1960s extraterrestrials were usually portrayed as monstrous and aggressive, an
occasion for displays of might. Popular psychology explains the scary
aliens of the past as figments of Cold War paranoia or as the monsters
spawned by button-down America's sleep of reason. The
swollenly cerebral features of the post-Close Encounters extraterrestrial,
by contrast, seem only to promise deliverance from the squalid circuit of daily
life - promise frustrated by the circles of power here on earth.
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For proof of this, one need point no futher than the spate of trial coverage
we have been seeing in recent years. Militiamen may be worked up about the
Government -- Tim McVeigh apparently was upset about David Koresh's harsh
treatment in particular -- but for most Americans the veil of power rests on
the American Bar Association. It would be hard to underestimate the amount
of bitterness felt by nearly all strata of society toward lawyers and their
wealthy clients. The decade-spanning Unabomber saga, and the misguided mainstream cult
it bred, may have been our most compelling expression of
technocratic
frustration. Like the alien story, this one was shrouded in mystery and
symbolized by a composite sketch. But, as if to demonstrate the limits of
human attainment, this outlaw romance has come to a shabby end, in the
debates over a patently insane man's missing underpants. Try beaming
that to outer space!
In the face of such ethical gamesmanship, it's not hard to spot the appeal
of the aliens: Not moral correctness, but moral neutrality. Human
elites play upon class and race prejudice; the aliens never do that,
because they are no respecters of persons. Humans make elaborate
psychological defenses; the aliens have no psychology to speak of. You don't
have to call them "alleged" abductors, and you don't see their hired
apologists lying for them on TV. And when they're gone, they stay gone.
The distinction here may not be otherworldly omniscience against human
weakness so much as innocence versus experience. And here the struggle to
attain the Zen state of the aliens finds an
odd parallel in the real news. John Ramsey may have successfully used an army
of lawyers and a pliant police force to clear himself of his beauty queen
daughter's molestation/murder. Whether he killed his own daughter or (as DNA
evidence now indicates) the crime is part of some wheels-within-wheels plot involving
an outsider, Ramsey has famously subverted the investigation and is now pretty much
unprosecutable, an affront to every
tabloid-buying
American. The mere fact that they entered their daughter in those
sinister pageants is reason enough to despise the Ramseys, and the human race in
general.
Part of the JonBenet outrage is the sight of an unsullied child
grotesquely made up with adult cosmetics and hair styling. To note that
aliens eschew such worldly vanities is to trivialize the crime; but
the two stories often appear on opposite pages of the same tabloids.
Just how far is it from the crowd of deferring police, lawyers, and
public-relations flacks dragging around JonBenet's
murdered body to that image of the Roswell alien's innocent corpse,
stolen, hidden, and dissected for secret purposes by the military? Lost
forever to human eyes, defiled, and exploited even in death. Divest the two
scenes of their accidents, and the essence that remains is the stink of
secrets,
the hasteful scurrying of sinners, and "the sneer of cold command," of
Shelly's Ozymandias, reeking across the ages and the gulfs of space as well.
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