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January 27, 1998
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Hooray for Hollywood

Part 3: The Classics

Is it still Henry James time at the movies? Last I checked, the chubby turn of the century mannerist was still the champ of Proudly Presented cinema, with two prestige films - Washington Square and Wings of the Dove - playing to hyperborean, if not capacity, crowds. The movie house may be the last place left where the modernist revolution still matters, because only those books that pre-date Ulysses are considered worthy of enshrinement in the upper reaches of cinema (Merchant and Ivory did a turgid version of Kazuo Ishiguru's The Remains of the Day a few years back, but that's fudging things). Can we be far from the rediscovery of George Gissing, or yet another discovery of Anthony Trollope?

It's strange, though, that the hoity toity has to strain so visibly to make a literary movie, when the riffraff has been at it for years. But downmarket Hollywood, at its best, invokes its literary antecedents with a minimum of the sort of self-regarding fanfare that gave us the Liverpool Oratorio or any number of Rock Operas.

Does your appreciation for The Treasure of the Sierra Madre really increase with the realization that it's based on Chaucer's Pardoner's Tale? Who but your high school English teacher is going to be impressed by the discovery that the Godfather films, parts 1 and 2, are a retelling of the dynastic transition narrative in the Henriad?

These are the sort of antecedents we can enjoy without much mental taxation. Culture being largely a thing we experience in reverse, it's easier to deal with literature when we have a proper grounding in literature's proper place - the movies. How hard is it to appreciate Virgil's Aeneid, a rigorous tale of military wanderings, and the foundation of a warrior state? We saw the same thing in Stripes.

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The possibilities are endless, once you know what to look for. Where can we find something as ingenious as Beowulf's dual mother and son villains? Look no further than Sean Cunningham's Friday the 13th series. We read Dante and wonder where we've seen this architecture before - one adventure undeground, another at the surface and one in the sky. Of course - it's that subway-bus-elevator dynamic from Speed. The shaving Ourang-Outan in Poe's Murders in the Rue Morgue is just a dry run for the vain, depilating Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs (In both book and movie, Bill is caught through Dupin-esque ratiocination). Consider MacBeth and Lady MacBeth: a childless couple with a shrewish wife and a husband whose efforts to rise above his station play out in futility against a backdrop of arcane lodge rituals. We've seen these two before - they're the Kramdens (There's even a Honeymooners episode in which Ralph is haunted to distraction - Banquo's Ghost-style - by the image of his fumbling pal Ed Norton).



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These artistic connections become more intriguing when the works in question take on a mental life of their own. Spike Lee made his mark in the movie industry with She's Gotta Have It, the story of one woman's comical adventures with her three lovers. But a story that in the mid-1980s seemed delightfully downtown has an antecedent as old as Edith Wharton. Specifically, Wharton's story The Other Two, which details a man's pickle at meeting his wife's two ex-husbands. Never mind the social and racial distinctions: the point is that when the same situation crops up in Westchester and Bed-Stuy, wackiness ensues. Ah Spike, you drawing room litterateur - you think those Marion the Librarian glasses make you look like Malcolm, but we know better.

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So what's the point, beyond narrow critical gamesmanship? None (although it's an opportunity to play up these lovely illustrations from The Other Two). But the indication is that even the makers of prestige films are catching up with the downmarket ethos. On the heels of Baz Luhrman's Miami spin on Romeo and Juliet, and Clueless' update of Jane Austen's Emma, we're getting an updated version of Great Expectations in which the main attraction is Gwyneth Paltrow's delectable bare back.

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These era shifts are clearly intended to draw in an audience attuned to its own culture, to the exclusion of all others. But I must point out that the great conceit of shifting the era of a literary work has not been used to its fullest potential. The model here should be Ian McKellan's version of Richard III, set in a hypothetical fascist England of the 1930s. How many other possibilities would open up to filmmakers willing to seize this new freedom? Imagine The Great Gatsby set in Kruschev's Soviet golden age, with the new money-old money clash replaced by tension between Party favorites and the new technocracy that put the first man in space.

How about Rocky with Thai boxers?

Or my personal favorite - Julius Caesar set in 1963 America. In a spin on the practice of having lookalike actors play figures from recent history (Donald Moffat's turn as Lyndon Johnson in The Right Stuff being a close example), this one would have B-list stars like William Devane and Lane Smith embody Caesar as Kennedy ("Yet Caesah shall go fawth"), Cassius as Nixon, etc. The assassination stuff is an obvious fit, with many possible twists. What could be more provocative than to have Artemidorus, the citizen who vainly tries to warn Caesar of the plot on his life, be played by Oswald the Patsy? Who would you rather hear recite "Friends, Romans, Countrymen" - some Englishman in a toga or Martin Luther King? (Certainly Paul Winfield could use the work).

Since I have little clout in Tinseltown, I'm not optimistic about selling any of these pitches. But they're presented here, at no additional cost to you, as a lagniappe on a day when some big news story is taking up attention spans and bandwidth everywhere else.


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Previously in simpleton:



Monday: Super Bowl Survey. What are people saying?
Friday: Youth Discipline Industry News: The Voice of the teen suppression market since 1979
Thursday: The Name Game: Who do they think they am?
Wednesday: Reader Mail: Volume 14
Tuesday: Men in Black, Aliens in White
Monday: America's Funniest! Keep em laughing!
Friday: Be Your Own CEO Dynamic Change Reinvention


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