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In our last episode, the Irishman Terry Clark set out in search of his English
friends Chris_k2 and Deathbeast, last seen headed for the United States for
treatment of a rare tropical illness. [Latecomers to
our story: the complete works of Wankers will be coming soon to simpleton.
Right now,
you can catch up on Episode 1 and
Episode 2.]
Meanwhile, the U.S. Government has sent the two English bumblers on a secret mission
to destroy Saddam Hussein's chemical weapons. This mission has gone horribly wrong,
but as Terry tries to get answers, he is stonewalled by laconic government agents:
![[no comment]](img/iraqwank-gman.gif)
Terry is about to give up hope of ever finding his friends, when suddenly:
![[psst]](img/iraqwank-psst.gif)
![[some info]](img/iraqwank-tripp.gif)
![[i have a secret tape]](img/iraqwank-secrettape.gif)
![[about a secret mission]](img/iraqwank-kneepad.gif)
![[it's a suicide mission!]](img/iraqwank-suicide.gif)
![[needs a firebreathing celt!]](img/iraqwank-firebreathe.gif)
In the rugged highlands of the
Macintosh clan:
![[hey dougal]](img/iraqwank-heydougal.gif)
![[begob]](img/iraqwank-begob.gif)
![[a crazed scotsman]](img/iraqwank-crazedscot.gif)
Two days later, inside a top-secret Iraqi "presidential palace":
![[dont understand]](img/iraqwank-dontunderstand.gif)
![[they're immune to our most diabolical gasses]](img/iraqwank-diabgas.gif)
![[it's their big balls!]](img/iraqwank-immune.gif)
![[it stinks in here]](img/iraqwank-stinks.gif)
![[does nae oon o ye speak the queen's english?]](img/iraqwank-english.gif)
Coming Tuesday: The exciting conclusion of Wankers of Arabia.
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![[simpleton]](img/thesimp.gif)