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The sun sets on the British Empire

February 23, 1998
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Wankers of Arabia!

The conclusion


Previous episodes of Wankers:

Part 1: February 4

Part 2: February 9

Part 3: February 13

Part 4: February 20

And now, the conclusion ofWankers of Arabia:


[done for]

[moon]

[saturn]

[launchpad]

[headbonk]

[moon]

[moon]

[moon]

[headbonk]

[telaviv]

[boom]

[smoke]


[thousandssaved]

[launchpad]

[missile flying]

[missile flying]

[missile flying]

[missile flying]

THE END



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