September 21, 1998

Wise Guy

You'd have a hard time coming up with a better name for a legalist than "Solomon Wisenberg." But if you've grown tired of watching President Clinton's closeup, flushed face facing off against Deputy Independent Council Wisenberg's offscreen voice, we have just the thing for you. Our research team has unearthed a mugshot of Wisenberg, and now all you have to do is print it out, write "Voice of Independent Council Solomon Wisenberg" underneath, and tape it to your TV as you watch the President's testimony: There you go!

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