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March 12, 1999

NEW DOCUMENTS REVEAL PLAN
FOR TAKEOVER OF AMERIKKKA!

US Government forces, in secret coordination with the Federal Reserve and a cartel of banks practicing predatory lending and "redlining" policies, are planning to take over major cities and suppress all dissent to the New World Order, The People's News has learned.

Details of the plan are still being worked out among the conspirators, but new documents suggest that the extensive marine training exercises that will be conducted next week in in Oakland, CA, are the first stage in total domination by a police state hostile to the constitutional rights of Americans. Security forces will be trained to shoot protestors on sight, in a plan that may include such major cities as Detroit, Los Angeles and New York, where mayor Rudy "Il Duce" Giuliani is preparing to suppress any shows of dissent like the 1988 revolution in Tomkins Square Park, where helmeted police shock troops brutalized protestors.

"It'll be really fucked up," says one survivor of the original Tomkins Square massacre. "I still have track marks on my forearms from being beaten by the pigs."

[source say a police state is imminent]

 New evidence, obtained by People's News under a Freedom of Information Act request, show that organizers have been secretly meeting at undisclosed locations to plan some clantestine actions.

The documents, a partial record of emails sent by Pentagon and Federal Reserve officials, reveal that powerful officials are regularly meeting for "common purposes."

Charles Vanderhoek, 2/19/99, 8:00 a.m.: "Want to have lunch? I have something I wanted to talk to you about."

Gina Coletta, 3/1/99, 2:40 p.m.: [list recipients suppressed] "what's everybody doing after work. wanna get together at Cassidy's?"

Robert K. Sifton, 1/23/99, 11:19 a.m.: "Did u see Shakespeare in Love? I think you'd really like that one."

Sandra Hodgkins, 3/5/99, 11:41 a.m.: "I have a conflict with this pm's meeting. Could we push it back to 3:45? thx"

Benjamin L. Threatt, 3/1/99, 3:05 p.m. Responding to the above-quoted e-mail chain]: I can make it to, but can we go somewhere other than Cassidy's?

In addition, a secretive cabal of large multinational corporations are participating in the takeover of America, including major players in the prison industry, who have been building concentration camps in northern California to hold protestors.

"A lot of these companies are registered in states like Delaware and Nevada, even though they're not really located there," says Jack Shadow, editor of The People's News. "Why would they be registered in a different state if they weren't hiding something?"

[brutal

After protest in the US has been quelled, the military is planning to invade the Third World, in order to impose authoritarian rule globally. This will make protests against the "Global Economy" impossible.

"This is really the beginning of the fascist takeover the business leaders have been planning for years," said a source. "They're worried about millenium hysteria, and they're going to stamp it out with an iron boot."


This has been simpleton for March 12, 1999

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Previously in simpleton:



March 11, 1999: From Russia with Drugs
Our man in Moscow speaks.
March 10, 1999: Reader Mail
Volume 30: Misdirected mail, misdirected cards,
Nietszche's misdirected poop, and general misdirection
March 9, 1999: Shoreline Gay Butt-Naked News
Measuring the Garden State's news dynamos
March 8, 1999: Return of the Answer Man
We advise the misfits
March 4, 1999: Scared quotes
The complete awfulness of the Bafflermission statement
March 3, 1999: Reader Mail
Volume 29: Writing in the toilet, Germans on booze, Pratt on Abby,
a poem, a TV commercial, and several classic simpletons.
March 1, 1999: Prezzy beat
An Australian care package





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