March 25-27, 1999
New ones Monday through Friday
The Top 10 Censored
News Stories of the Year
While the "mainstream media" kept us all enthralled with
lurid stories of Monica's dress
and puff pieces on Gwyneth's hair, the following major news stories passed this
year without serious coverage by the smug journalistic establishment. It doesn't
take an act of Congress to censor news. Just a corporate power structure that
intimidates, discourages or subtly prevents journalists from investigating major
stories with profound implications for some of the most powerful institutions in
society. As vertical "news-gathering" machines proliferate, multinational
corporations and the government regulators that should control them are working together
to undermine the will of the people.
With "lifestyle" pabulum, corporate mainstream features and giant color photos now
taking up most of the daily newspapers, our special committee on self-censorship
combed the best of alternative media to present these ten important stories you
didn't hear:
|
|
|
1. Doctors benefit from illness
Reported by Toby Morton in "Journal of Left Reportage."
The massive advertising propaganda of doctors, health clinics and HMOs uses buzzwords
like "wellness," "long-term care" and "preventive medicine," and the vast majority of
medical reporters are content to parrot this party line. But as Morton persuasively
demonstrates, good health is often the farthest thing from doctors minds. "If nobody
ever got sick, I'd be out of a job," one physician told the reporter.
Despite overwhelming evidence that healthy people make up only a fraction of the
medical/industrial complex's profits, no national corporate newspapers have picked
up this compelling story.
|
|
2. Multinational corporations hijack voting process
Reported by Madeline Murray Versace in "The Daily Campaign Worker"
Despite all those high-minded words about the "political discourse," "electoral
process" and "campaign finance reform," Big Business continues to do what it does best -
show that money talks. "Some of the biggest campaign contributions come not from
individual citizens, but from large corporations bent on influencing the votes of
elected officials," Versace concluded.
Mainstream media devoted millions of column inches to l'Affaire Lewinsky, without
mentioning that in many cases their own parent corporations were throwing money at
congressional fatcats.
|
|
3. "Glass Ceiling" for Sex Workers
Reported by Magdelen Gaitskill in "Left Sex Observer"
While the pro-sex establishment touts the party line about "empowerment" of sex industry
workers, this investigations proves that a rigidly hierarchical pecking order exists
within the pornography/industrial complex. Women find that their careers are essentially
over by age 35, and the best positions are still reserved for attractive employees, and
those who are willing to "use all their assets." One manager of a prostitution ring
told Gaitskill "I'm looking for good looking girls with big tits."
Playboy, Penthouse, and the rest of the multinational sex magazines buried this
story with major implications for young people looking to pursue a career in this
thriving industry.
|
|
|
4. Foreigners dislike Americans
Reported by Jurko Tadeusz, in "Left World News"
Listening to Bill Clinton or Madeline Albright tell the story, most Americans believe
that they are loved and welcomed by emerging peoples all over the world. Tadeusz
reveals the story that the diplomatic/industrial complex has concealed - that while
people in other countries may flock to Kiss concerts and gather around their televisions
to view Baywatch, they frequently disdain and loathe the American people. "Right
now, for example, we're supposed to be doing a favor to the Kosovar Albanians," says
expert Buck Revell. "In a couple weeks, I guarantee you, the Kosovars themselves will
be burning the American flag. They hate us no matter what we do."
Although the story has major implications for US foreign policy, large corporate media
focused most of its attention on the bombing of Iraq, the bombing of Sudan and Afghanistan
and the bombing of Yugoslavia. American readers would have no reason to suspect that
foreigners may not universally love US citizens.
|
|
|
5. Catholic Church propagandizes against reproductive rights
Reported by Mary Kathleen McConnell, in "New Socialist Religious Observer"
Despite its humanitarian claims, the Roman Catholic Church uses its powerful "bully
pulpits" to argue against a woman's right to choose. Some of the most prominent
priests in the religious/cultural complex are openly giving anti-abortion sermons
every Sunday morning, and legislation to stop this officially sanctioned hate speech
remains stalled in Congress. "I'd like to see what Father Julio would say if it was
his daughter who accidentally became pregnant," one disgruntled churchgoer
commented.
But you're unlikely to learn that from mainstream coverage in "The Catholic Star Herald" and
"The New Catholic Encyclopedia," neither of which picked up this major story.
|
|
6. Armed forces trained to kill - legally
Reported by Ace Frehley, in "Left Military Observer"
Although they clothe their missions in Orwellian euphemisms about "peacekeeping" and
"restoring democracy," the US Armed Forces, Frehley reports, are focused on finding
new and more efficient ways of killing "enemies" and destroying their equipment. This
is practically an open secret within the military/armed forces complex, where officers
speak openly of "degrading, diminishing and even destroying" foreign forces.
None of the major corporate media devoted to covering military affairs - Soldier of Fortune,
Vietnam War Quarterly, and US News and World Report - consider this major
story worthy of any serious coverage.
|
|
7. Advertisers try to stay "hip" with teens
Reported by Tom Frank in "Socialist Hipster Review"
Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Nike and other major multinational players in the
lifestyle/marketing complex make big bucks selling products to younger buyers. But this
600-page multipart investigation reveals that in many cases over-the-hill marketers are
openly pandering to young people in an effort to appear "hip" and, as a result, sell
their products. "They be trying to act all round and butternut and shit yo," says one
teen, "but it's a bunch of northern tubas trying to make salt, you know what I'm
sayin'? It's like totally fresno February"
To date, not one of the major media corporations has chosen to investigate. "We just
don't think that story's for us," said Modern Maturity editor Haynes Rybeck, when
contacted by the Simpleton Censorship Committee.
|
|
|
|
8. Information not so "free" online
Reported by Flip Henwood, in "Left Online Report"
You'd never know it from all the glowing stories about the "frictionless economy" and
"free flow of information," but many of the web sites you're reading are in the pockets of
corporate advertisers. In many cases, web site operators are blatantly ignoring the
firewall between advertising and editorial, and frightening total-surveillence
technologies - which are called "Cookies" in a transparent effort to make them seem "homey" -
watch you as you surf online.
"In a lot of cases, some of the blinking graphics you see on web pages aren't just there
for decoration - they're advertisements, from people who want you to buy their products,"
says one online journalist.
While mainstream media has focused on "e commerce" and "webvertising," the scandal
of old-style advertising has not been reported on in any serious way.
|
|
9. Tobacco companies suppress third-hand smoke research
Reported by Smokey Kaufman, in "Emphysema and Lung Cancer News"
After decades of dragging their heals, tobacco companies are finally being made to
admit that they suppressed findings on the dangers of both cigarette smoke and
"second-hand" smoke. But as Kaufman's story points out, the dangers of third-hand
smoke have been completely classified by the tobacco/paper complex. Every week, ten
thousand teenagers hear somebody talk about some third party's smoking habit - and
are immediately hooked. "They don't want
you to know that hundreds of thousands of Americans have gotten lung cancer just from
seeing cigarettes on TV,[italics added]" says one tobacco company whistle-blower.
It's depressingly easy to see why the mainstream media have soft-pedaled this story.
Just look at the cigarette ads that continue to appear in renowned publications like
Esquire, Newsweek and Celebrity Sleuth.
|
|
10. Body snatchers undermine democratic government
Reported by Kevin McCarthy in "Mind Control Times"
As major media falls all over itself praising the latest developments in "pod people"
technology, McCarthy demonstrates how the zombie/replicant industry has glossed over
issues of groupthink, conformism and irresponsible voting. "Everybody's so happy about
how the pod beings are such an easy advertising demographic, and bring down the
crime rate," says one civil libertarian, "but they don't mention that they're coming
for all of us! You're next!"
Despite a nationwide outbreak of sedated behavior and monotone speech, the major media
publications continue to ignore this developing story. As with all the news stories
mentioned here, this one has major implications for the future of global democracy.
|
|
Censor simpleton
Previously in simpleton:
March 23, 1999: Picture Prefect
Fun with misdirected mail
March 18, 1999: First quarter memo
The eternal return of Jacquie Driscolle
March 17, 1999: Fun with death masks
and pulldown menus
March 16, 1999: Answer Man 3
Advice to the love-bored
March 15, 1999: So glad...or not?
Jack Bruce considered
March 12, 1999: The People's News
The straightup story from the street
March 11, 1999: From Russia with Drugs
Our man in Moscow speaks.
March 10, 1999: Reader Mail
Volume 30: Misdirected mail, misdirected cards,
Nietszche's misdirected poop, and general misdirection
March 9, 1999: Shoreline Gay Butt-Naked News
Measuring the Garden State's news dynamos
Visit the simpleton archive.
Find more new stuff in the Compleat Simpleton.
|
|
New readers are invited to join the simpleton mailing list. The
simpleton mailing list gives select readers announcements of new features
and attractions, along with value-added commentary from the simpleton staff,
all of which is
not available in stores!
To get on the simpletonians mailing list:
1) Send email to majordomo@freedonia.com
2) Write the following message (and nothing else) in the body of your email:
subscribe simpletonians
3) Press "Send" on your email.
Now you are subscribed to the simpletonians mailing list. If you have trouble following
these instructions, email me and
I'll add you to the list.
|
Tomorrow:
Mary Schmich: The simpleton Interview
http://www.simpleton.com
|