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Thanksgiving, 1999

Brave Words

[powwow]

In honor of the Thanksgiving season, our list of unclaimed Indian names:

Running Dachsund

Skin So Soft

Sleeps In Pee

Sitting Water

Makes With Grunts

Chief Crazy Gambler

[indian bust]

Hogs The Bong

Squirmo

Spits When He Talks

Connie O'Farrell

Leonard Twelve Beers

Works On His Taxes

[ishkoodah in the air]

.commanche

John Wayne

Masters Doom II

Got It At Ross

Wild Goldfish

Ironymo

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Previously in simpleton:



November 20, 1999: One Reader Writes
Hate mail from the void
November 10, 1999: Youth Discipline Industry News
The Voice of the teen suppression market since 1979
November 8, 1999: Reader Mail
Volume 31
September 3, 1999: More Means
Supplemental interview with Russell Means
August 27, 1999: Capsule Review
We fill space with a movie pick!
July 2, 1999: Last Resort
You're going to love our mandatory vacation enforcement policy!
June 11, 1999: They're tryin' to foc-us
My averageness rewarded
June 1, 1999: Send email to the dead
Our online seance





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