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1. Play off your own poverty by giving everybody cards made of construction
paper and crayon.
![[montey's tight. times are
hard. here's your fucking christmas card]](img/xmascard.gif)
2) Amuse yourself with off-color Holiday parodies like "The Madness of Good King
Wenceslas" and "120 Days of Christmas."
![[120 days of christmas]](img/xmastale.gif)
3) Make an inflated show of enthusiasm when Lou Rawls sings "Have Yourself a Merry
Little Christmas."
![[sing it lou!]](img/xmassinglou.gif)
4) Kid yourself that people are still amused by your drunken Holiday antics.
![[looked like any other tree!]](img/xmaspiss.gif)
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![[simpleton]](img/thesimp.gif)