[the simpleton]

February 4, 2002

More compositions by the simpleton

Everybody's got one: a tour of opinions

[simpleton declaims]


The Simpleton is currently sampling some of the western charms of Carson City, capital of America's fabled Silver State. Readers in search of the Calzone brand of excellence may enjoy "Bloviation Nation," an appreciation of opinion makers in Reason. For this article, simpleton will be paid in Yankee Greenbacks, legal tender in Nevada and other US states. But you can enjoy the article at absolutely no extra charge. Readers in search of simpleton with a more "old school" flavor might appreciate the birthday guest column Timmy Jr. did for his dad a few years back - timely once again in the wake of simpleton's recent birthday observance. Or, if you're searching for more exotic bits to pass your time online, assorted allies and comrades of Calzone Ventures are always there, with ready wit and scintillating broadsides - also priced at a reasonable rate of $0.00. Until my Sagebrush State adventure reaches its exciting conclusion, I remain,

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Reader Mail, volume 32
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The West Pembroke Hobnob
Fashions, follies, and frippery
New Richard Reid Theories
Three fresh angles on the suspected shoe bomber
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A real professional cartoon




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