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December 3, 2009

Who's Your President?



[Steve McGarrett was the fictional leader of a stovepipe detective force under the governor of Hawaii in the long-running Leonard Freeman television show Hawaii 5-0. Beloved for its bravura opening titles sequence, memorable catchphrases and the late Jack Lord's strong performance as McGarrett, Hawaii 5-0 ended in the early 1980s with the capture of McGarrett's longstanding nemesis Wo Fat]


[If Hillary Clinton couldn't get elected on a wronged-woman sympathy vote, why not Elin Nordegren, who seems to have the strength we need to protect the American people from our enemies?]


[Since you're reading this text, you must not be able to see this image. It shows filmmaker Jerry Lewis in his signature role as the buck-toothed Prof. Julius Kelp in the film The Nutty Professor.]


[So you're back reading this text again, eh? Try hitting Reload or Refresh or Resomething on your browser so you can see a photo of Chris Burnes, who played Corky, the popular handicapable son on the television show Life Goes On.]


[Katt Williams: Reliable supporting performer and comedian, shown here in a recent mug shot from the Coweta County, Georgia Sheriff's Office]


[Robert Aldritch's Whatever Happened to Baby Jane kicked off a decade-long fad for so-called Grande Dame Guignol films which capitalized on American society's hatred of old age and strong women.]


[Yes, yes, we all love Wendy the Snapple Lady, but the real question is why you're still reading this alt text. If you still can't see the images, maybe the problem is with your eyes. Here is the alt text in Braile: .. :. .: :: . .. : :: :. :. .. .: :: .. :. .: ]


[We're down to Tor Johnson, but don't worry, it's almost over]


[Why isn't Joyce DeWitt in every movie?]


[Why not Hermey for a change?]






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