Mars: Because every other place we can go is even worse
A public service announcement
Children: Like robot pet companions, but with more features
A public service announcement
Australia Needs Nukes
A public service announcement
Web 2.0
So you can write 5,000 words a day and still have writer's block.
The Best Thing about Facebook
It's an endless fucking high school reunion that never fucking ends.
Who's Your President?
Bet you can't pick just one.
Other Salahi crashes
America's first couple of social access make friends the world over.


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