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Moneyrod! Introducing Moneyrod!
The first financial tool built to Treasury Department
Specs. Why are you sitting there in your apartment
Or working in a dead end job when Moneyrod
Could get you a new home, a boat, a fishing rod,
All before you've made your first low, low payment
On Moneyrod. "I tried every other implement
For serious growth. I was your basic 'fat boy,' a clod.
A friend told me about Moneyrod. I said, 'No way.'
But look at me now." How much would you pay for this?
But wait. Call now and get Liquidity Box.
Insert Moneyrod in Liquidity Box, and make it pay.
Make this the day that, through a hurricane hiss,
You see your ship, lurching toward the harbor rocks.
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