If you knew how happy you make me,
you would avoid me.
Finally, America has a white president
A public service announcement
Planet of Ten-Foot Women
A report from the far future.
Moneyrod!
The only tool proven to help natural financial enhancement
Eating Locally Is Fascism
A public service announcement
Mars: Because every other place we can go is even worse
A public service announcement
Children: Like robot pet companions, but with more features
A public service announcement


A century of simpletons in the simpleton archive.

An assortment of classics in the Compleat Simpleton.