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February 3, 2010
Democracy Fixes Things For Everybody
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One of every three believed
in chemical castration of accused sex
offenders. One in three opposed. The rest, relaxed
people, partially relieved
to be off the hook,
not wanting to look
soft on perverts, waved their hands.
And so two thirds of all our men the state now neuters.
More than expected: We should have checked the cops' computers
for stats on accusations.
Lesson learned!
It's time we turned
toward finding a solution to
the spinster problem. The government has a plan: a trade
accord with China, which the federal laws have made
a land where women are too few.
"Gwai lo brides!"
Beam on the sides
of buses in Guangzhou. Advances
are slow, with culture clashes caused by having men
run their side, women ours. Our guys just mope and then
work out, get high, and watch bromances;
It's sad to see.
We all agree
Immigrant males are an improvement,
work hard, don't drink as much, are able to get it on,
despite what you've heard of Asian men. Genghis Khan
was one: greatest sperm movement
ever. "Strength, Motility,
Change, Hope and Unity,"
were the buzzwords that we wrote,
and won with two-thirds of the vote.
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