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October 1, 2010

Five Haiku

[Does the haiku form have any meaning in English?]



Quantitative Easing
Search for your own ass
with both hands, and learn whether
shinola comes out.

Booze
The one friend I have
who gives one hundred percent
and takes, with no lies.

Household Formation
He has three daughters,
she one son. Their combined debt
ends the recession.

I Keep Forgetting Heaven Doesn’t Exist
You gave me a match,
then mocked my immolation
and pissed gasoline.

Bad Grammar Is Your Only Weapon against the Ruling Class
Missed connection: You
with earbuds in. Please unplug.
Mix your noise with mine.




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How the Aircraft Got Built
A tale of team effort
The Movies
Why does anybody still sit through them?
Apollo and Daphne
A boy-meets-tree story translated from Ovid
The king's real or his stamped face
We're all brothers in the predation nation
Room Search Bed And Breakfast
A country song for fisherfolk
The Future Belongs To Whoever Gets the Most Oxygen
Even the twins paradox can't make the heart any wiser.

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