Dear simpleton, I was innocently browsing the web looking up the topic of Tropical Diseases. I was pleased to find information on this subject matter and finished reading your reports. However when I asked my search engine to look for deseases, I was blissfully unaware that it had in fact found the worst disease possible until I delved in to your archives. This disease, this filthy, rancid, stinking, self-opinoinated, idiotic, pathetic disease I refer to is the very one that festers in your veins, I am talking about AMERICANISM. Do you really think that in the future all the world will be A******n. The fact that you even dare to think this makes me physically sick!. What kind of person would want to associate themselves with a race so un-paralled in indiocy, crime , corruption, pollution and centementality. Where is you cinsism, your hate. I know where mine is and it's pointing at you!. Granted America has vast resources, loads a money, quite nice scenery, but you have become some overrun, diluted by your acheivements that you have de-evolved. America is like a child who does not known when to stop, well it's time to grow up and discard your simple values and tear down you Mcdonalds, your wendy's, pizza hut(I could be here for years writing the names of fast food joints alone!) and embrace what little herritage you have. I do not mean become like Russia(backwards and on the road to ruin) although you are close I mean realise that you are not the only country in the world. There are better ones by far. Countries with a longer, prouder and nobler history than America could ever hope for! I shall leave you now to think on this letter. If you disagree with my comments because of how they are phrased then you are beyond salvation. If you disagree with my comments because of what they suggest then you are exactly the kind of person I am talking about. If you agree then there is hope for you yet. I hasten to add I am in NO WAY whatsoever in the slightest, religious(If you are then forget the rest of the letter as you are already screwed and there is no GOD no divine being when you die at English hands you shall not go to heaven you will rot in the ground with what remains of your futile beliefs). My letter is borne out of hatred for all that the so called America stands for. You can change it's up to you and remember you could always come to the superior land, the greatest land, ENGLAND(albeit as a servant and second rate boot licker). ENGLAND is the greatest country in the world and until the world unites I shall hate America(and even then we will be HUMAN you fool, and I shall be emailing aliens on your behalf!) but that is a long way off so GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! yours Maliciously Christopher Terence Kelly chris_k2@yahoo.com Countryman of ENGLAND and all she stands for P.S. keep your Jay Leno(the ugliest American) alive,David letterman(the unfunniest man alive),Friends(the unfunniest group of tossers alive), basketball(the saddest sport alive, apart from American Football, Baseball and other wank twat arse pastimes, and F and UCK OFF. _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com

Dear simpleton, Imbecile American As the other fine upstanding British persons have already let you know, the idea of our entire planet being governed by primitives such as yourself is utterly repulsive. I believe that before the year 2010 your Large but utterly worthless country will have been wiped from the face of our planet in a furious firestorm of thermonuclear weapons and my only wish is to be the one that pushes the button. Although this is not likely as I am not a senior member of the British Cabinet I would dearly like to nuke you all back into the stone age. It is obvious to me that the pure British blood has been diluted beyond redemption and unless all Earth governments sign an alliance and make us one planet I will despise you to the end of my life (this will, of course be after your demise). Although I agree with your policies on Iraq your comments about an American planet earth offend me deeply and further harden my resolve to see you crushed like the insects you are. Nowhere in my being is the slightest thread of americanism. To become a race of trogs under Your senates control would be too much to bear. It would have to result in the total elimination of your species. Yours with utter contempt for everything you stand for (Excepting of course the annihilation of Saddam). Deathbeast.

Dear simpleton, I received your reply to my e-mail and was glad to see you were offended. Good. However surely by placing pictures of myself and the right honorable gentleman Mr White. You have in fact declared yourself as the simple minded imbicile that I took you for. I clearly stated that an immature response to this letter would mean that any attempt of an articulate objective letter was lost on such as you. I am not sure whether I have mistaken a immature insult for an attempt at humor. Assuming the latter I would like to reiterate that you have a small view of the rest of the world. For example you instantly assume that we live in London?, well I can understand this as it is the only city we have. And we all look like punks and take drugs. Well I hate to dissapoint you but I do not. I am in fact a normal Englishman and it is your assumtion that I am of lesser moral fibre that is my problem. It is indicative of everything that I hate about America. However I will keep looking at your page to see your o'so niave portrail of English life. Also the spice girls are a bunch of sweaty minga's who have been un popular in England ever since they were first heard on the radio. Anyway keep the drawings and work on the termanology and I will be impressed if you can dig up some terms and pictures of Liverpool(my nearest city) Yours appreciatively, Chris.

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