Dear simpleton,

I have just seen you're pathetic portrayal of the "British" your so called tribute. People in england don't even talk that they say,"Football", not "foo'ball", omly american inbreeds talk like that. The americans are the retarded ones, killers of nations, stealers of peoples' ancestoral lands. Now you may be thinking, who is this twat of a brit? well you'd be wrong, I'm an IRISH man, just like you're ancestors WERE, not anymore though they left because they couldn't take it, Irish-american? f**k off you're all traitors. Now I don't really like the english and what reason do I have to? but they're a hell of alot better than you redneck motherf**kers. How to be an american:- I belive in the future that all america will be obese, have an average literacy level of a five year old Irish or english child, all america will have a crack pipe in the kitchen, be married to their cousins and have sister-mothers, and all the questions you say that you answer no to to be american should be yes you inbreed, and if you're truly Irish-american you'll understand this, "Pouge ma hon de rower gik!".

Terry Clarke
Miricle_1@yahoo.com